Creamy Coffee Scrub.
Creamy Coffee Scrub.
994 in stock
Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Warm and earthy coffee with a touch of sweet vanilla.
Body scrub ingredients: Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), ground coffee, mica, coffee seed oil, vanilla oil, sweet orange essential oil, and coriander essential oil.
Handle Your Nasty Bitch Bod with a Creamy Coffee Scrub.
Listen up, bitches. We're all in the same boat here, dealing with some serious skin shit we'd rather not mention. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, and those pesky blackheads. No judgment. We're only human. But here's the deal: your fabulous bod deserves more than your DIY efforts. It needs the power of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. Yeah, I said it—magic! We all know sugar is good, coconut oil is good, and coffee is good. But combine all THREE? It's like skin voodoo. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" kind—unless we're talking about bod-crust. Time to get that shit gone.
A Coffee Body Scrub, Your Way—to Help you Slay.
Your nasty bitch bod deserves the best, bitch. That's why our scrub contains only the best natural ingredients like shea butter, coconut oil, and real ground coffee. And it's preservative-free, just like your authentic self. So, get ready to scrub away the gunk, reveal your skin's true beauty, and unleash your inner queen. Your bod craves this epic pampering session. Embrace it, own it, and let your skin do the talking!
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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