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Java as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.
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Crust? Gunk? Blackheads? Handle that shit with our magic-ass blend of sugar, coconut oil, and real coffee grounds. It’s 100% natural, preservative-free, and ready to exfoliate the hell outta your skin. Scrub up, glow up, and let your inner badass shine.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Creamy, lightly scrubby solid
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid
Coffee Body Scrub That Wakes Your Skin the Fuck Up
You’re not basic. Your scrub shouldn’t be either. Java As Fuck is your caffeinated slap to the senses—a gritty, orangey, spicy, vanilla situation that exfoliates like a beast and leaves your bathroom smelling like the lovechild of a coffee shop and a spice market.
Natural Coffee Scrub to Smooth and Energize Skin
Real coffee grounds + sugar = goodbye dull skin. The caffeine helps perk up tired skin (and maybe your tired soul), while orange and coriander team up with vanilla to make you smell delicious. Use this scrub before a hot date, after a shitty day, or just because you fucking feel like it.
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.
Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), ground coffee, mica, coffee seed oil, vanilla oil, sweet orange essential oil, and coriander essential oil.
Scoop a walnut-sized amount into palm and mash with a few drops of water, then apply to wet skin in gentle circular motion. Rinse with warm water.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
I got this as part of the Fuck the Patriarchy gift set. I haven't used one of the scrubs before, and this one is *amazing*! It has the right amount of exfoliation so my skin feels scrubbed without discomfort, and the shea butter has the right amount of moisturizer so I don't feel oily. And the scent? Transcendent! Definitely going to be buying more when this one runs out.
Pure delight, awesome stuff, highly recommended, A+ seller. You need to offer in a bigger size!!!
Definitely for a coffee person, smells great and gets all the grime and buildup off without questionable ingredients.
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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