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Ho Fucking Ho, Motherfuckers Gift Set.

This white elephant gift for adults includes a wealth of natural bath products, including foaming sugar scrub and massage bar.
The best white elephant gifts are always those are truly delightful and unexpected.
To use a raspberry rose milk bath, simply empty half a packet into a hot bath, step in, and soak.
Dry or dull skin anywhere will appreciate attention from a sugar scrub. Nourish and exfoliate today.
This white elephant gift for adults includes a wealth of natural bath products, including foaming sugar scrub and massage bar.

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Find the perfect gift for a special woman in your life. Our bath gift sets are packed with all the natural bath goodies she needs to feel truly pampered.

Real Customers Say...

"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

The small gift box contains: The Tingly as Fuck lotion bar, Festive as Fuck lip balm, and body scrub of your choice.

The medium gift box contains:

The large gift box contains:All four products shown in the photo, including Bitchberry Milk Bath, Tingly As Fuck massage bar, Festive as Fuck lip balm, and body scrub of your choice.

Gift Fails Begone: Unwrap the Good Shit.

Ever received a gift that made you question the very fabric of gift-giving? Us too. Say farewell to white elephant junk and useless grandma mementos. It's time for a Christmas miracle—a luxurious-as-fuck box of all-natural skincare magic that'll make your coworkers cheer, not cringe.

A White Elephant Gift that's Delightful, not Dull.

Prepare for sensory delight! Our skincare goodies are like a spa day in a box. From soothing green tea to the enchanting mix of lavender geranium and the warm hug of vanilla cardamom, we've got scents that could melt even the hardest of bitches. It's the gift of relaxation, packaged and ready to roll.

No Fakes Allowed: Just Pure-Ass Natural Goodness.

We're not about that fake life. No petroleum by-products, no parabens, and definitely no fake effing scents. It's 100% natural essential oils, baby. And guess what? Nothing, absolutely nothing, is tested on animals. Give the gift of real goodness—your family deserves it.

Sugar Scrub Scent Options:

Vanilla Afterglow - Vanilla Ginger scent
Zen as Fuck - Green Tea & Lemongrass scent
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon Ginger (available October - January)
Sweet Bitch - Lavender Geranium
Boss Bitch - Blueberry Lavender
Java as Fuck - Coffee Vanilla

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Natural self care products to fuel your fire.

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.

🔥 Body positive 🔥

We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

🔥 Accessible 🔥

Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

🔥 All good shit 🔥

None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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