MILF Gift Set.

Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve a funny bath gift that's all natural and hilarious.

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Celebrate Her Foxtitude with a MILF Gift Set.

It's great to be in awe of the fact that your bestest just squeezed a melon out her hoo-ha, but listen: what she really wants to hear about is how she's still foxy in spite of having done just that.

Screaming infant? Aroma of stale milk? Sore boobs? Who cares! She's still smoking hot. Boost her confidence with this self care gift for new moms, stocked with everything she needs to pamper her sweet, sweet ass.

A Funny Self Care Gift That's Well-Made and All Natural.

What is it about special occasions that screams "buy me a bunch of cheap crap!"? I don't know, but it seems like baby showers are everyone's favorite excuse to box up a stack of novelty onesies the kid will fit into for approximately 45 minutes. Why? And what about mom? Wouldn't she appreciate an excuse to soak in the tub (and heal her pink-parts) while pretending reality doesn't exist for a minute?

We think so. Between the skin-softening milk back and the nourishing lotion bar, there's a lot of soothing to be found inside this cheeky gift set.

Our MILF Gift Set Includes:

• The Large Gift Set includes everything shown in the listing photo, including the Instant MILF milk bath, Sweet Bitch body scrub, Carpe that Fucking diem bath bomb, Berry fucking pink lip balm, and Lotion bar of your choice.
• The Medium Gift Set includes the Sweet bitch scrub, the Carpe bath bomb, and the Lotion bar.
• The Small Gift Set includes either the Sweet bitch scrub OR the Carpe bomb, plus a Lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to scents below👇.)

A Self Care Gift for New Moms like No Other.

Why is "self care gift" almost synonymous with wholesome, saccharine femininity these days? All those scripty labels and pastel colors. I'm bored just thinking about it. At Badgerface, we help even the strongest, baddest, weirdest women access some self care.

Because self care isn't a fucking privilege ok? 

So go on and honor the power of motherhood. Crack your friend up and help her pamper her pamper her ass. You know she fucking deserves it. 

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus