Deliciously Spicy Description Card.
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Listen, we know our labels are pretty damn funny, okay? (Even the ones you think are clean say FUCK in the fine print!) So what could be better than adding an extra level of hilarity with a printed item description card? They're just 79 damn cents!
Each item description card is different...
...and they're usually written as if the person is receiving a gift. So, perfect, in other words. Get ready to give them the cackle they so richly deserve.
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Deliciously Spicy Description Card.
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Make your gift even more memorable with an extra-funny description card packed with sass. *One per item.*
Example: "Add to the coconut body butter please!" Use the quantity button if you want to add a card to every product in your order.
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Zhuzh up your gift with a fresh dose of fuckery.
Listen, we know our labels are pretty damn funny, okay? (Even the ones you think are clean say FUCK in the fine print!) So what could be better than adding an extra level of hilarity with a printed item description card? They're just 79 damn cents!
Each item description card is different...
...and they're usually written as if the person is receiving a gift. So, perfect, in other words. Get ready to give them the cackle they so richly deserve.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
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