Calm Your Tits Gift Set.
Deliver Luxury with our Self Care Gift for New Moms.
Imagine being able to deliver your BFF a moment of self care in one of the most chaotic seasons of life.
That's right. I'm talking about new-mom-dom, that island of insanity where you're coping with more demands than should ever be placed on one person while trying to heal your poor hurty hoo-ha. It's bananas. Thankfully, we've assembled the perfect new mom gift set.
Her Help Seize the Self Care Moment with a New Mom Gift Set.
Maybe you've noticed that special occasions often come freighted with novelty gifts that are absolute trash. Dammit. What is it about squeezing a melon out your va-jay-jay that merits "cute" sexist baby clothes?
Deliver a gift with values and integrity with this quality self care gift that's handcrafted by our woman-owned business, eco friendly, cruelty-free, and patriarchy-free, too.
At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends.
Help her calm her tits. You know she fucking deserves it.
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Deliver Luxury with our Self Care Gift for New Moms.
Imagine being able to deliver your BFF a moment of self care in one of the most chaotic seasons of life.
That's right. I'm talking about new-mom-dom, that island of insanity where you're coping with more demands than should ever be placed on one person while trying to heal your poor hurty hoo-ha. It's bananas. Thankfully, we've assembled the perfect new mom gift set.
Her Help Seize the Self Care Moment with a New Mom Gift Set.
Maybe you've noticed that special occasions often come freighted with novelty gifts that are absolute trash. Dammit. What is it about squeezing a melon out your va-jay-jay that merits "cute" sexist baby clothes?
Deliver a gift with values and integrity with this quality self care gift that's handcrafted by our woman-owned business, eco friendly, cruelty-free, and patriarchy-free, too.
At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends.
Help her calm her tits. You know she fucking deserves it.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
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