Coconut Face Scrub.

Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Real-ass coconuts and mangoes.

Face scrub ingredients: Granulated sugar, cornstarch, coconut oil, shea butter, jojoba oil, coconut milk powder, mango powder, sodium cocoyl isethionate, vitamin E, and mango extract

Creamy Coconut Face Wash to Scrub your Dry Skin.

Let's face it, we've all got some nasty shit going on. Well, most of us, anyway. Even the squeaky cleanest of bitches can't escape the face shit we don't want to talk about. From crust to gunk, blocked pores to dry skin, it's all part of being human. No judgment here.

Why is Coconut Good for Skin? It's Voodoo, Baby.

Prepare to be amazed by our magical fucking coconut face scrub. You've heard about the benefits of coconut oil, right? Well, how about we blend natural coconut oil up with some jojoba oil and shea butter, and then we scent it all with natural coconut milk powder and mango extract? It's like some kind of tropical fucking magic. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" or "fuck up your enemies" kind. Well, unless your enemies are dry skin and face-crust.

Pure-Ass Face Scrub for Dry Skin: Embrace Cruelty-Free Skincare.

Our face scrub is the epitome of pure-ass natural goodness for dry skin. Packed with nourishing good-for-skin coconut oil, shea, and jojoba, it's a gentle exfoliating scrub for anyone with dry or sensitive skin. And what's more, this face scrub is cruelty-free and eco friendly. It's just real, kick-ass ingredients to nourish your dry skin and happy up your whole situation.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.