Unfuck My Hair, Oily Formula.

A Shampoo Bar to Break You Out of Hair Hell.

Is your hair in a constant state of chaos? Are you dealing with crispy-ass ends, flatness that would put a pancake to shame, and a dull situation up top? And let's not forget about the shedding—because who doesn't love a little extra hair on the floor, right? Well, fear not, my bitches, because we have the ultimate solution to your hair hell.

Embrace the Unfucking Ritual: Using Solid Shampoo.

Using this hair-saving shampoo bar is as easy as 1-2-3. Wet your hair, and then simply rub the bar on the top and sides of your head. A few swipes should do the trick. Gently lift up your hair and rub the bar underneath a few times. Now, put the bar down and let your hands do the magic. Scrunch up the suds all over, giving your hair the love and care it deserves. Rinse thoroughly, and follow up with your favorite conditioner.

With regular use and proper care, this little bar will last you at least two months. Keep it dry between uses to prolong its life and continue experiencing the unfucking magic.

Do it today. Unfuck your hair.

How to use this Rice Water Shampoo Bar:

Wet hair. Rub bar on top and sides of head. A few swipes should be sufficient. Pick up hair and rub bar underneath a few times. Put down the bar, and use your hands to scrunch up the suds all over. Rinse, then condition as you normally would. Keep bar dry in between uses to prolong its life. One bar should last two months at least with regular use!

Unfuck My Hair, Oily Formula.

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This rice water shampoo bar balances oil production and leaves your locks glossy and oh-so-gorgeous.

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Texture: Clouds of gentle, lacy suds

Size: 2.5 ounces / 70.8 grams by weight

Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin, or get your shampoo bar in its birthday suit for a zero waste option.

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A Shampoo Bar to Break You Out of Hair Hell.

Is your hair in a constant state of chaos? Are you dealing with crispy-ass ends, flatness that would put a pancake to shame, and a dull situation up top? And let's not forget about the shedding—because who doesn't love a little extra hair on the floor, right? Well, fear not, my bitches, because we have the ultimate solution to your hair hell.

Embrace the Unfucking Ritual: Using Solid Shampoo.

Using this hair-saving shampoo bar is as easy as 1-2-3. Wet your hair, and then simply rub the bar on the top and sides of your head. A few swipes should do the trick. Gently lift up your hair and rub the bar underneath a few times. Now, put the bar down and let your hands do the magic. Scrunch up the suds all over, giving your hair the love and care it deserves. Rinse thoroughly, and follow up with your favorite conditioner.

With regular use and proper care, this little bar will last you at least two months. Keep it dry between uses to prolong its life and continue experiencing the unfucking magic.

Do it today. Unfuck your hair.

How to use this Rice Water Shampoo Bar:

Wet hair. Rub bar on top and sides of head. A few swipes should be sufficient. Pick up hair and rub bar underneath a few times. Put down the bar, and use your hands to scrunch up the suds all over. Rinse, then condition as you normally would. Keep bar dry in between uses to prolong its life. One bar should last two months at least with regular use!

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