Fuck Off, Corona Hand Sanitizer.
Hand Sanitizer With Aloe: For When You Gotta People.
In this age of bunker snacks and avoiding humanity, we get it – you'd rather be in a castle made of Cheez-Its than out socializing. But reality beckons, and you gotta face the world. Fucking people. Thankfully, we've got your back for those necessary ventures into public. You know. For food and such.
Our moisturizing hand sanitizer will be your trusty sidekick against the invisible nasties. And, bonus. It won't dry out your hands.
Meet our Hand Sanitizer for Sensitive Skin.
Made with 75% isopropyl alcohol by weight, our aloe hand sanitizer packs a punch without animal testing, preservatives, or fake stuff. Plus, the secret sauce? Aloe vera juice, turning your hand sanitizer into a nourishing, humectant superhero.
The aloe can make things a tiny bit sticky at first, but hang in there. It'll soon dry, leaving your hands nourished and clean.
How our Hand Sanitizer is Different:
- Moisturizing Aloe: Aloe vera hand sanitizer counteracts the drying effects of the alcohol - which you need to dispatch the germs, of course - making it not only nourishing, but safe and effective, too.
- Packaged for your Convenience: Ensure ease of use with our durable aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your palm.
- Thousands and Thousands Sold: We formulated our hand sanitizer in March, 2020, and it went viral. Hundreds of customers have found it to be the best moisturizing hand sanitizer out there.
Don't let the chaos get you down; fight back with our sanitizer. Stay safe, stay clean, and tell germs to "Fuck off, Corona."
Hand Sanitizer With Aloe: For When You Gotta People.
In this age of bunker snacks and avoiding humanity, we get it – you'd rather be in a castle made of Cheez-Its than out socializing. But reality beckons, and you gotta face the world. Fucking people. Thankfully, we've got your back for those necessary ventures into public. You know. For food and such.
Our moisturizing hand sanitizer will be your trusty sidekick against the invisible nasties. And, bonus. It won't dry out your hands.
Meet our Hand Sanitizer for Sensitive Skin.
Made with 75% isopropyl alcohol by weight, our aloe hand sanitizer packs a punch without animal testing, preservatives, or fake stuff. Plus, the secret sauce? Aloe vera juice, turning your hand sanitizer into a nourishing, humectant superhero.
The aloe can make things a tiny bit sticky at first, but hang in there. It'll soon dry, leaving your hands nourished and clean.
How our Hand Sanitizer is Different:
- Moisturizing Aloe: Aloe vera hand sanitizer counteracts the drying effects of the alcohol - which you need to dispatch the germs, of course - making it not only nourishing, but safe and effective, too.
- Packaged for your Convenience: Ensure ease of use with our durable aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your palm.
- Thousands and Thousands Sold: We formulated our hand sanitizer in March, 2020, and it went viral. Hundreds of customers have found it to be the best moisturizing hand sanitizer out there.
Don't let the chaos get you down; fight back with our sanitizer. Stay safe, stay clean, and tell germs to "Fuck off, Corona."

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