Calming Cleansing Balm for Dry Skin.

Annihilate Face Demons with a Nourishing Cleansing Balm.

Is your face in dire need of an exorcism? I'm talking serious business here. Is there vile shit lurking within your pores, causing havoc? Well, why not introduce them to the ultimate solution?

A Balm Cleanser for Dry Skin Like No Other.

Presenting our straight up cleansing balm for dry skin, crafted with the soothing prowess of lavender essential oil and calming chamomile. It acts like the Pied fucking Piper, luring out and banishing toxic pore sludge. This formulation is specifically designed for those seeking intense skin-side moisturization—a much-needed escape from flaky, scaly, cracky skin. It will clear that shit right up, leaving you feeling refreshed and copacetic.

And hey, did we mention it smells fucking amazing too?

How Our Cleansing Balm is Different:

  • Cruelty-Free Cleansing Balms: We make everything in-house without using any animal testing. What's more, our suppliers don't test on animals, either.
  • One Product, Many Uses: Our natural cleansing balms not only deep-cleanse pores and remove makeup, they make a great nighttime moisturizer, too.
  • Small Company, Big Heart: Our two-woman operation makes everything completely from scratch, we're 95 percent plastic-free, and we give monthly to women's rights organizations.

What are you waiting for? Embrace natural skincare and exorcize your pores with this cleansing balm for dry skin.

Calming Cleansing Balm for Dry Skin.

Regular price $15.99
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Get ready for a face moisturizer that smells like sweet lavender and wildflowers warmed by the sun.

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Texture: Rich, nourishing balm

Size: 1 ounce / 28.35 grams by volume

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

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Annihilate Face Demons with a Nourishing Cleansing Balm.

Is your face in dire need of an exorcism? I'm talking serious business here. Is there vile shit lurking within your pores, causing havoc? Well, why not introduce them to the ultimate solution?

A Balm Cleanser for Dry Skin Like No Other.

Presenting our straight up cleansing balm for dry skin, crafted with the soothing prowess of lavender essential oil and calming chamomile. It acts like the Pied fucking Piper, luring out and banishing toxic pore sludge. This formulation is specifically designed for those seeking intense skin-side moisturization—a much-needed escape from flaky, scaly, cracky skin. It will clear that shit right up, leaving you feeling refreshed and copacetic.

And hey, did we mention it smells fucking amazing too?

How Our Cleansing Balm is Different:

  • Cruelty-Free Cleansing Balms: We make everything in-house without using any animal testing. What's more, our suppliers don't test on animals, either.
  • One Product, Many Uses: Our natural cleansing balms not only deep-cleanse pores and remove makeup, they make a great nighttime moisturizer, too.
  • Small Company, Big Heart: Our two-woman operation makes everything completely from scratch, we're 95 percent plastic-free, and we give monthly to women's rights organizations.

What are you waiting for? Embrace natural skincare and exorcize your pores with this cleansing balm for dry skin.

Eco-friendly

Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

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All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+