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Man Face Scrub for Men.
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Imbued with the exfoliating power of oatmeal and granulated sugar, this men's face scrub has a bright, minty scent.
Texture: Granular
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid



A Facial Scrub for Men to Level Up His Face Game.
Let's have a real talk about your man's face situation. It's not pretty, is it? Plugged pores, crusty bits, and beardruff as garnish? Yeah, it's not the ideal look for a smooch. But fret not, my bitch. We've got the solution to upgrade his face game and make it kiss-worthy. No more "ew" moments.
Natural Face Scrub Features:
• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No need to mess with chemical shitstorms. Our natural face scrub is crafted from 100% pure-ass natural ingredients. It's like a heavenly blend of goodness, with nourishing oatmeal taking center stage. Say hello to a clean, refreshed face without the nasty stuff.
• Eco Friendly Packaging: We don't mess around when it comes to presentation. A secure, fully reusable glass jar is the vessel of choice for our oatmeal face scrub. It's like giving his grooming routine a touch of sophistication.
• Cruelty-Free and No Fake Shit: We're proud to say that none of our products are ever tested on animals. Plus, our face scrub is preservative-free, because who needs artificial junk? It's all about keeping it real, without any fake shit.
Scrub away the nasty and unlock the true potential of his handsome face. Trust us, once he uncaps this magical face scrub and takes a whiff, he won't be able to put it down. Guaranteed.
Granulated sugar, ground oatmeal, honey, sunflower oil, peppermint essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, vitamin E.
Scoop a small amount into palm and mash with a few drops of water, then apply to face in gentle circular motions. Rinse with warm water and pat dry with a towel. Use once a week for best results.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%—thanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)

Treat your self AND your wallet.

All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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Came promptly and as expected! My husband is actually washing his face.
Really think your products are great, love the body lotion and facial scrub. Will try the mask this weekend.
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