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Christmas Body Scrub. 🍭

Christmas Body Scrub. 🍭

Regular price $15.99 USD
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Low stock: 40 left

Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Peppermint and vanilla. Or in other words, Christmas.

Body scrub ingredients: Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, peppermint essential oil, vanilla essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, tea tree essential oil.

A Christmas Body Scrub to Help Your Skin Saga.

Let's face it, we're all in the same boat of secret skin scandals. Crust, gunk, blocked pores—welcome to the club. Even the squeaky clean ones have tales they won't admit. No judgments here, just real talk. Your skin deserves some love, and we've got just the thing.
The Trifecta of Goodness: Coconut Oil, Vanilla, and Peppermint Magic.

Prepare for a motherfucking skin revolution. We took the classics—sugar, coconut oil—and added a dash of peppermint and vanilla magic. It's not just good: it's voodoo for your skin. Imagine a potion so fabulous it fights blackheads and bod-crust, not your arch-enemies (unless they're on your ass).

A Novelty Bath Gift Like No Other.

Our Christmas Body Scrub combines the "gag gift" laugh factor with the revelation of a quality, cruelty-free natural product packed with nourishing goodness. Whoever you're gifting - bestie, SIL, coworker - will appreciate the humor while taking an opportunity for self care.

And what could be scarcer around the holidays? Self fucking care. That's right. Embrace this hilarious self care gift today.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. đź’¨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.