Posh Motherpucker Lip Balm.
Channel Your Inner Posh with a Lavender Lip Balm.
Hey, you classy bitch! If you'd prefer to sip posh as fuck bubbly instead of enduring piña coladas in a rainstorm, then this lip balm is your new go-to. Say goodbye to that fake crapstick shit and say hello to the perfect companion for your sophisticated drink. All you need is some champagne lip balm, because you are a posh motherpucker. Embrace it, classy bitches.
Real-Ass Natural Lip Balm with a No-Fake-Shit Guarantee.
Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.
What are you waiting for?
Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, lavender essential oil, sparkling wine extract, vitamin E.
You know, like a lip balm. Right?
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Posh Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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Tastes like relaxing lavender with a fun hint of sparkling wine.
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Texture: Firm, creamy solid
Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams by volume
Packaging: Compostable paperboard tube. Use the fun bobby pin (included!) to gently raise product.
Free shipping on orders over $50
Applies to all domestic orders. Shipments are fully tracked and arrive between 7-10 business days from the date of purchase.
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Channel Your Inner Posh with a Lavender Lip Balm.
Hey, you classy bitch! If you'd prefer to sip posh as fuck bubbly instead of enduring piña coladas in a rainstorm, then this lip balm is your new go-to. Say goodbye to that fake crapstick shit and say hello to the perfect companion for your sophisticated drink. All you need is some champagne lip balm, because you are a posh motherpucker. Embrace it, classy bitches.
Real-Ass Natural Lip Balm with a No-Fake-Shit Guarantee.
Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.
What are you waiting for?
Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, lavender essential oil, sparkling wine extract, vitamin E.
You know, like a lip balm. Right?
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.
100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.
All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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