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Java Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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Coffee Lip Balm: Your Lipsâ Morning Fix
Youâve got your coffee. Youâve got your sass. Now itâs time to get your lips in the damn game. Whether your Starbucks cup is your armor or youâre just here to caffeinate your soul, this coffee-scented lip balm is your new daily essential. No more bullshit crapsticks. This is real-deal lip luxury for the badass bitches who run on caffeine and chaos.
Indulge in Real-Ass Shea Butter Lip Balm
You want soft lips? Weâve got you. Our Coffee Lip Balm is packed with:
⢠Shea Butter That Works Overtime â Because your lips deserve the same love you give your espresso machine.
⢠Pure-Ass Coconut & Sunflower Oils â Moisture so rich, your mouth might start flirting with itself.
⢠French Motherfucking Beeswax â Oui oui, bitch. This shit holds it all together with style.
⢠Coffee-Scented Vibes, Not Candy Flavored Bullshit â Smells like your favorite drink, doesnât taste like garbage.
Itâs lip care that smells like motivation and feels like a damn upgrade. No fake shit. No plastic tubes. Just pure, caffeinated lip perfection in a fully compostable package.
Pucker Up and Slay the Damn Day
Start your morning like you mean itâwith coffee on your breath and confidence on your lips. This balmâs not for quitters. Itâs for the mouthy ones, the wild ones, the morning warriors who DGAF if anyoneâs ready for their energy.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
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Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
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Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đĽ All good shit đĽ
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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