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Fuck Off, Corona Hand Sanitizer.
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Hand Sanitizer With Aloe: For When You Gotta People.
In this age of bunker snacks and avoiding humanity, we get it – you'd rather be in a castle made of Cheez-Its than out socializing. But reality beckons, and you gotta face the world. Fucking people. Thankfully, we've got your back for those necessary ventures into public. You know. For food and such.
Our moisturizing hand sanitizer will be your trusty sidekick against the invisible nasties. And, bonus. It won't dry out your hands.
Meet our Hand Sanitizer for Sensitive Skin.
Made with 75% isopropyl alcohol by weight, our aloe hand sanitizer packs a punch without animal testing, preservatives, or fake stuff. Plus, the secret sauce? Aloe vera juice, turning your hand sanitizer into a nourishing, humectant superhero.
The aloe can make things a tiny bit sticky at first, but hang in there. It'll soon dry, leaving your hands nourished and clean.
How our Hand Sanitizer is Different:
- Moisturizing Aloe: Aloe vera hand sanitizer counteracts the drying effects of the alcohol - which you need to dispatch the germs, of course - making it not only nourishing, but safe and effective, too.
- Packaged for your Convenience: Ensure ease of use with our durable aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your palm.
- Thousands and Thousands Sold: We formulated our hand sanitizer in March, 2020, and it went viral. Hundreds of customers have found it to be the best moisturizing hand sanitizer out there.
Don't let the chaos get you down; fight back with our sanitizer. Stay safe, stay clean, and tell germs to "Fuck off, Corona."
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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