Let's face it, we're all in the same boat of secret skin scandals. Crust, gunk, blocked pores—welcome to the club. Even the squeaky clean ones have tales they won't admit. No judgments here, just real talk. Your skin deserves some love, and we've got just the thing.
The Trifecta of Goodness: Coconut Oil, Vanilla, and Peppermint Magic.
Prepare for a motherfucking skin revolution. We took the classics—sugar, coconut oil—and added a dash of peppermint and vanilla magic. It's not just good: it's voodoo for your skin. Imagine a potion so fabulous it fights blackheads and bod-crust, not your arch-enemies (unless they're on your ass).
Our Christmas Body Scrub combines the "gag gift" laugh factor with the revelation of a quality, cruelty-free natural product packed with nourishing goodness. Whoever you're gifting - bestie, SIL, coworker - will appreciate the humor while taking an opportunity for self care.
And what could be scarcer around the holidays? Self fucking care. That's right. Embrace this hilarious self care gift today.
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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Let's face it, we're all in the same boat of secret skin scandals. Crust, gunk, blocked pores—welcome to the club. Even the squeaky clean ones have tales they won't admit. No judgments here, just real talk. Your skin deserves some love, and we've got just the thing.
The Trifecta of Goodness: Coconut Oil, Vanilla, and Peppermint Magic.
Prepare for a motherfucking skin revolution. We took the classics—sugar, coconut oil—and added a dash of peppermint and vanilla magic. It's not just good: it's voodoo for your skin. Imagine a potion so fabulous it fights blackheads and bod-crust, not your arch-enemies (unless they're on your ass).
Our Christmas Body Scrub combines the "gag gift" laugh factor with the revelation of a quality, cruelty-free natural product packed with nourishing goodness. Whoever you're gifting - bestie, SIL, coworker - will appreciate the humor while taking an opportunity for self care.
And what could be scarcer around the holidays? Self fucking care. That's right. Embrace this hilarious self care gift today.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
