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Merri-mint Sugar Body Scrub.
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This peppermint vanilla sugar scrub is the holiday self-care miracle your bod's been begging for. Equal parts gag gift and glow-up, it tackles gunk, dryness, and seasonal stress with coconut oil magic and zero fake shit. Scrub hard, sleigh harder.
Texture: Creamy solid with exfoliating power
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.



A Christmas Body Scrub to Help Your Skin Saga.
Let's face it, we're all in the same boat of secret skin scandals. Crust, gunk, blocked pores—welcome to the club. Even the squeaky clean ones have tales they won't admit. No judgments here, just real talk. Your skin deserves some love, and we've got just the thing.
The Trifecta of Goodness: Coconut Oil, Vanilla, and Peppermint Magic.
Prepare for a motherfucking skin revolution. We took the classics—sugar, coconut oil—and added a dash of peppermint and vanilla magic. It's not just good: it's voodoo for your skin. Imagine a potion so fabulous it fights blackheads and bod-crust, not your arch-enemies (unless they're on your ass).
A Novelty Bath Gift Like No Other.
Our Christmas Body Scrub combines the "gag gift" laugh factor with the revelation of a quality, cruelty-free natural product packed with nourishing goodness. Whoever you're gifting - bestie, SIL, coworker - will appreciate the humor while taking an opportunity for self care.
And what could be scarcer around the holidays? Self fucking care. That's right. Embrace this hilarious self care gift today.
Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, peppermint essential oil, vanilla essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, tea tree essential oil.
Mash a walnut-sized amount in your palm with a few drops of water, then apply to wet skin and enjoy the lather.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%—thanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)

Treat your self AND your wallet.

All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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It does smell like the holidays, and gets all the buildup, dirt, and grime off making skin feel more revived.
It does smell like the holidays, and gets all the buildup, dirt, and grime off making skin feel more revived.
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