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"Iâve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Youâve got options, bitch. Our Fuck Off, Bugs Stick is your ride-or-die for quick swipes on ankles, arms, and that one mosquito-magnet elbow. And now, new to the chaos: Fuck Off, Bugs Spray, a citronella-infused mist that smells like you actually know what youâre doing outdoors. Both are loaded with essential oils (lavender, cedar, citronella, eucalyptus) and zero shady shit.
Donât Fry Your Ass is the sunscreen stick that works and plays nice with your skin. Mineral-based SPF 30, reef-safe, and smells like vanilla-chamomile joy. Goes on smooth, no white cast, and yesâit fits in your crossbody. Swipe it on and get back to being a menace in the sun.
End-of-day swamp mouth? Mint Frost Lip Scrub to the rescue. Itâs minty, tingly, and gently exfoliates so you donât look like youâve been making out with the pavement. Use it before bed, after a hike, or anytime you want to feel like your mouth has its shit together.
So go aheadâbe loud, sweaty, chaotic, and completely unbothered. This kit's got your ass (and your SPF, and your ankles) covered.
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
