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Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

The nourishing minerals in our smoothing face scrub will make your skin glow.
Enjoy the creamy texture and dead sea benefits of our sea kelp face scrub, made with argan oil.
This smoothing facial scrub is made with natural ingredients like argan oil, dead sea salt, and kelp powder.
Find the best natural face scrub online. Read positive reviews of this Smoothing Face Scrub today.
Use this smoothing face scrub once a week to brighten and exfoliate tired skin.
The nourishing minerals in our smoothing face scrub will make your skin glow.

Texture: Creamy, exfoliating solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

A Smoothing Face Scrub to Solve Your Skin Shit.

Let's get real for a moment. We all have our dirty little secrets when it comes to our faces. No judgment here, because we're all only human bitches. From blocked pores to oily skin that just won't stop, we could all use some help balancing shit out from time to time.

Embrace the Dead Sea Benefits with this Face Scrub.

Behold: the smoothing face scrub you've been waiting for. Dead sea salt delivers trace minerals deep into pores, toning and tightening, while argan oil benefits your skin's elasticity with rich oleic acids. Meanwhile, the seaweed serves to balance oil production, making this one of the best face scrubs for oily skin.

Experience the difference that using dead sea salt, argan oil, and  kelp for face care can bring.

Elevate Your Routine with Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare.

Isn't it nice to know this smoothing face scrub is made completely by hand, one natural ingredient at a time? I know, right? We could all benefit from a little more transparency, especially in the skincare realm. We're woman-owned and run, based in upstate New York, and totally eco friendly. Plus, we never test on animals, and there are no preservatives or fake shit. Just pure, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

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Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

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Smells like: Seaweed - that's super great for your skin, but smells a little funky - and a hint of lavender.

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Real Customers Say...

"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Creamy, exfoliating solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

A Smoothing Face Scrub to Solve Your Skin Shit.

Let's get real for a moment. We all have our dirty little secrets when it comes to our faces. No judgment here, because we're all only human bitches. From blocked pores to oily skin that just won't stop, we could all use some help balancing shit out from time to time.

Embrace the Dead Sea Benefits with this Face Scrub.

Behold: the smoothing face scrub you've been waiting for. Dead sea salt delivers trace minerals deep into pores, toning and tightening, while argan oil benefits your skin's elasticity with rich oleic acids. Meanwhile, the seaweed serves to balance oil production, making this one of the best face scrubs for oily skin.

Experience the difference that using dead sea salt, argan oil, and  kelp for face care can bring.

Elevate Your Routine with Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare.

Isn't it nice to know this smoothing face scrub is made completely by hand, one natural ingredient at a time? I know, right? We could all benefit from a little more transparency, especially in the skincare realm. We're woman-owned and run, based in upstate New York, and totally eco friendly. Plus, we never test on animals, and there are no preservatives or fake shit. Just pure, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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More Than 15,000 Happy Customers Since 2014.

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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

Accessible

Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

All good shit

None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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