Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.

Fragrance notes: An enticing blend of lavender, blackberries, and invigorating cedar.

Lightweight, unbreakable packaging: At under four ounces, our patriarchy repellent weighs less than a deck of cards.

Body mist ingredients: Spring water infused with lavender, blackberry extract, lavender essential oil, cedarwood essential oil.

Celebrate Empowerment with this Funny Feminist Body Spray.

You know what's better than letting the patriarchy ruin your day?  Blasting it the fuck out with our magical elixir. Patriarchy Repellent. It's time to reclaim your power, smell fabulous, and say goodbye to the oppressive forces that try to hold you back.

A Unique Gift for a Woman Who Has Everything.

Hey now, we hear you: the gifting hustle is real. The pressure to come up with a truly unique gift that won't just collect dust - or go straight in the trash - is ever-present. That's why this funny body spray is a good choice. Not only is it completely singular and hilarious, it's a great indie bath and body product you won't see for sale anywhere else.

A Natural Body Mist That's Effective - and Hilarious.

• Smell Fabulously Fierce: Lavender, cedarwood, and blackberries combine to create a scent that will make you feel like the badass you truly are. Say hello to empowerment in a bottle.

• Packaged for Your Convenience: Ease of spritz is ensured in a secure, shatterproof aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your hand.

• The Perfect Gift for Warriors: Looking for a gift that screams "You're a badass"? Patriarchy Repellent is the answer. Give it to the feminist who deserves to feel empowered every damn day.

Say farewell to the patriarchy and embrace a life where women rise, shine, and slay. Get your Patriarchy Repellent now and join the revolution.