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Calm Your Tits Gift Set.

Calm Your Tits Gift Set.

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A funny self care gift that's all natural and handmade? Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Deliver Luxury with our Self Care Gift for New Moms.

Imagine being able to deliver your BFF a moment of self care in one of the most chaotic seasons of life.

That's right. I'm talking about new-mom-dom, that island of insanity where you're coping with more demands than should ever be placed on one person while trying to heal your poor hurty hoo-ha. It's bananas. Thankfully, we've assembled the perfect new mom gift set.

Her Help Seize the Self Care Moment with a New Mom Gift Set.

Maybe you've noticed that special occasions often come freighted with novelty gifts that are absolute trash. Dammit. What is it about squeezing a melon out your va-jay-jay that merits "cute" sexist baby clothes? 

Deliver a gift with values and integrity with this quality self care gift that's handcrafted by our woman-owned business, eco friendly, cruelty-free, and patriarchy-free, too.

Pregnancy Self Care Gift Contents:

At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends. 

Help her calm her tits. You know she fucking deserves it.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus
 

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  • All Badgerface Beauty Supply products qualify as cruelty-free and eco friendly skincare.
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • Access free domestic shipping when you spend $50!
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Orders ship within two business days.

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.