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Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm.

Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm.

Regular price $6.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $6.99 USD
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972 in stock

Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams.

Smells like: Soothing green tea sweetened with honey and a touch of vanilla.

Lip balm ingredients: Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, green tea extract, honey extract, vanilla extract, vitamin E.

An Antioxidant-Rich Treat: Green Tea Lip Balm.

We keep it real, bitches. Our green tea lip balm is made with therapeutic grade green tea extract, blended into a nourishing base of beeswax and shea butter for premium moisturization. Not only that, we're cruelty-free, eco friendly, and woman-owned and run. You might even call us a triple threat.

Natural Lip Balm with a No-Fake-Shit Guarantee.

Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French motherfucking beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. Our natural lip balm features real-ass awesome shea butter, pure coconut and sunflower oils, and the finest beeswax, too.

What are you waiting for? Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to lip care perfection. It's time to up your balm game, bitches!

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.