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Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar.
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Soft as hell. Smells like a garden party with secrets. This silky rose lotion bar melts on contact, leaving skin smooth, nourished, and subtly sexy—without the grandma vibes.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Firm, non-greasy solid
Size: 1.5 ounces / 42.5 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin or an eco friendly vellum wrapper for your lotion bar.
A Solid Rose Lotion Bar That Doesn’t Play Nice
This ain't your nana’s rose perfume. Rose Sashay is a floral with a fuck-it attitude—blending rose, sandalwood, and orchid into one sultry, skin-loving vibe. It’s roses on fire. It’s a velvet rebellion. It’s the bloom that broke out of the garden party and danced barefoot at a desert rave.
100% Pure-Ass Goodness
No mystery goo. No synthetic crap. Just a badass blend of natural ingredients that love your skin like it’s the main character. Because it is.
Nourishing Fucking Shea Butter
Shea butter is the MVP of moisture—softening your skin, smoothing out the rough spots, and making you feel like a silky goddess who drinks water and minds her business.
Cruelty-Free Confidence
We don’t test on animals. Ever. Because no one should suffer for your self-care—not even a little lab bunny. Feel good about feeling good.
Packaging That Slaps
Upgrade your vibe with a sleek-ass metal tin (optional, but sexy). It’s perfect for travel, gifting, or just showing your bathroom shelf who's boss.
Preservative-Free Pleasure
No preservatives. No fillers. Just the real-deal, plant-based nourishment your skin craves—without the fake shit weighing it down.
So go ahead. Unwrap this bar and slather yourself in botanical badassery. Smell like trouble in bloom.
Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, rose absolute, sandalwood essential oil.
Unwrap and rub gently on dry skin, focusing on problem areas like elbows, knees, and heels. Pro tip: for peak absorption, use fresh-from-the-shower after you've toweled off.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
Rose Smells great, good quality of the items
I'm loving the subtle fragrance of the Java lotion and the intoxicating fragrance of the rose one. There are no bad solid lotions.
Love this lotion bar! Some are too hard and won't melt into your skin even using heavy pressure. NOT THIS! It's the perfect solid-moldable lotion bar that glides over the skin. Fragrance doesn't last very long but my skin feels amazing. That alone is worth it
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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