Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.
Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" across and 1.5 ounces
Smells like: Cinnamon, ginger, and sweet anise with an earthy hint of black pepper.
Lotion bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, dried black beans, ground cinnamon, mica, annatto powder, cinnamon essential oil, ginger essential oil, anise essential oil, black pepper essential oil.
Ignite Passion with Our Spicy Massage Bar.
Bitches, imagine the tantalizing scene: our warming massage lotion bar delicately melting on your partner's skin, providing a fiery kick-start to a face-melting fuckfest.
• Pure-Ass Natural Massage: We badgers know our shit when it comes to massages. That's why our massage bar is made with 100% pure-ass natural skincare ingredients. No shortcuts, just pure pleasure for you and your partner.
• Aroma that Teases: This massage bar features a blend of cinnamon, ginger, anise, and black pepper essential oils. Prepare to smell irresistible. Some would even say: just like the gingerbread man's cock tease. Trust us, it's better than any aphrodisiac.
• Unleash Your Senses: Get ready for a sensory adventure like no other. With our solid massage bar, you'll experience a divine fusion of warmth, spice, and pleasure. It's a recipe for an unforgettable night.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up. You're welcome.










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Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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