• A coffee lotion bar is shown surrounded by coffee beans, oranges, and spices.
  • This lotion bar for dry skin is made with beeswax, shea butter, and coconut oil, plus natural scents and colors.
  • Coffee lotion bar ingredients include coconut oil, shea butter, and coffee seed oil.
  • This coffee lotion bar will gently melt with your body heat to nourish dry skin. Try it on your elbows and heels.
  • Beeswax boasts many benefits, such as strengthening the skin barrier, diminishing the appearance of skin marks, and promoting healing.
  • Badgerface Beauty Supply's lotion bars are well-reviewed and popular with customers.
  • Apply this natural lotion bar to dry skin anywhere on your body. It will gently melt and then nourish.
  • Badgerface Beauty Supply's natural lotion bars are available in nine luscious scents and colors.
  • Grab a hilarious printed item description to elevate your coffee lotion bar purchase.
  • Package your coffee lotion bar in a convenient travel tin, or choose our zero-waste vellum wrapper. The choice is yours.
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Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Fresh brewed coffee, juicy orange, and a touch of earthy spice.

Lotion bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, coffee seed essential oil, sweet orange essential oil, coriander essential oil, black pepper essential oil.

Reveal Your Smooth Side with this Coffee Lotion Bar.

Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with scaly, dry skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your delightful ass.

• Nourishing Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smooth skin.

• Shea Butter Moisturization: Prepare to witness some sorcery for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.

• Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You can thank us later.

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  • All Badgerface Beauty Supply products qualify as cruelty-free and eco friendly skincare.
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • Access free domestic shipping when you spend $50!

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.

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