• This Lavender lotion bar is shown in a black travel tin surrounded by fresh lavender.
  • Always a popular scent, our lavender lotion bar is well-reviewed by customers.
  • Lotion bars are solid until you apply them to dry skin. Then the outer layer melts slightly to absorb and nourish problem skin.
  • A solid lotion bar is a convenient way to deliver nourishment to dry, chapped skin.
  • This Lavender lotion bar is made with natural ingredients like beeswax, coconut oil, and pure lavender essential oil.
  • Natural beeswax delivers the benefits of anti-inflammation, diminishing scars and skin marks, and promoting healing.
  • Nine luscious scents and colors of natural lotion bar are available. Which one will you choose?
  • Add a printed item description to your lavender lotion bar to enhance the humor and make a perfect gift!
  • Elevate your lavender lotion bar purchase by adding a screw-top travel tin for the perfect gift!
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Lavender Lotion Bar.

Lavender Lotion Bar.

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Sensual lavender brightened with fresh eucalyptus and lemon verbena.

Lotion bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, hemp oil, mica, lavender essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, lemon verbena essential oil.

Say Goodbye to Dry Skin, You Scaly Motherfucker

Raise your hand if you're tired of battling rough and scaly skin that makes you feel like a goddamn reptile. We feel your pain, and we're here to wage war against those dry winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.

• All-Natural Nourishment: Let this lavender lotion bar work its magic on your skin with a heavenly blend of all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Brace yourself for some voodoo black magic that will solve your skin's bullshit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—shea butter will shut that shit right down.

• Introducing Lavender Skincare: Our natural lotion bar is not just about nourishment; it's a sensory delight. Scented with lavender, eucalyptus, and lemon verbena, this concoction will transport you to a realm of bliss. And guess what? We've amped it up with pure hemp butter because, hey, who doesn't love that? We proudly present to you our Lavender Haze lotion bar.

• No Bullshit, Just Pure-Ass Goodness: Get ready for a dose of 100% pure-ass natural skincare. We're against animal testing, so rest easy knowing that our products are cruelty-free. This bar is colored with natural alkanet and mica, but don't worry, it won't stain your beautiful skin.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.

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