Go the Fuck to Sleep Gift Set.
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Go the Fuck to Sleep Gift Set.
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👉 Build her perfect box—pick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. It’s the one she opens, laughs at, and actually uses—every single piece.
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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The Gift for the Friend Who Needs to Go the Fuck to Sleep.
You know the one.
She’s exhausted but somehow still scrolling TikTok at 1:13am. Running purely on iced coffee, nervous energy, and the absolute delusion that she’s “gonna catch up on sleep this weekend.”
This gift is for her.
The overworked, overstimulated, chronically tired gremlin in your life who desperately needs a bedtime routine and absolutely will not create one for herself.
Build Her Perfect Sleepytime Survival Kit.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a gift that feels personal, hilarious, and genuinely useful all at once.
Whether she loves calming lavender vibes, warm cozy scents, fresh herbal blends, or something comforting enough to trick her nervous system into unclenching for five minutes, you can customize this set to fit her perfectly.
What’s Inside?
This small-batch sleep gift set is packed with relaxing bath and body products designed to help her slow the hell down and maybe—just maybe—get a decent night’s sleep for once.
Depending on the size selected, your Go the Fuck to Sleep Gift Set may include:
- Zen as Fuck body scrub
- Lotion bar of your choice
- Suck It Insomnia pillow spray
- Simmah Down Bitch milk bath
- Satin sleep mask
- Lavender lip balm
- Other tiny upgrades for exhausted human beings
No filler. No junk. Just products she’ll actually use during her “I swear I’m going to bed early tonight” era.
Why This Gift Hits So Hard.
Because it’s funny without feeling gimmicky.
Because it acknowledges the chaos while still being genuinely thoughtful.
Because it says:
“I love you deeply, but you are visibly unraveling and need eight uninterrupted hours immediately.”
And because honestly? Everyone knows someone who needs this gift.
Handmade in Upstate NY with Love and Mild Concern.
Everything is handmade in small batches using eco-friendly, cruelty-free ingredients and Badgerface’s signature loudmouth energy.
No boring sleep baskets. No dusty wellness clichés. No beige “rest ritual” nonsense.
Just really good self-care products for tired women hanging on by a thread.
Perfect For:
- Insomniac besties
- Burned-out moms
- Night-shift workers
- Stressed students
- New parents
- Workaholics
- Anxiety goblins
- Anyone who says “I’m tired” at least six times a day
Warning!
May cause:
- aggressive bedtime routines
- emotional support baths
- putting the phone down before midnight
- texts reading:
“OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ME.”
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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