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MILF Gift Set.

The label on this self care gift for new moms reads "MILF," and it's full of quality natural bath products.
This MILF gift set will help elevate her bath time routine while giving a dose of snarky humor.
Choose any one of our nine lovely lotion bar flavors for this natural bath gift set.
To use rose bath salts, simply empty half a packet into a hot bath, step in, then soak.
The label on this self care gift for new moms reads "MILF," and it's full of quality natural bath products.

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MILF Gift Set.

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What were you thinking of doing instead? Going to the mall? This fabulously indulgent self-care bundle brings the sassy, decadent vibes.

The small gift box contains: Either the Sweet bitch scrub OR the Carpe bomb, plus a Lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to scents below👇.)

The medium gift box contains:The Sweet bitch scrub, the Carpe bath bomb, and the Lotion bar.

The large gift box contains:Everything shown in the listing photo, including the Instant MILF milk bath, Sweet Bitch body scrub, Carpe that Fucking diem bath bomb, Berry fucking pink lip balm, and Lotion bar of your choice.

Celebrate Her Foxtitude with a MILF Gift Set.

It's great to be in awe of the fact that your bestest just squeezed a melon out her hoo-ha, but listen: what she really wants to hear about is how she's still foxy in spite of having done just that.

Screaming infant? Aroma of stale milk? Sore boobs? Who cares! She's still smoking hot. Boost her confidence with this self care gift for new moms, stocked with everything she needs to pamper her sweet, sweet ass.

A Self Care Gift for New Moms like No Other.

Why is "self care gift" almost synonymous with wholesome, saccharine femininity these days? All those scripty labels and pastel colors. I'm bored just thinking about it. At Badgerface, we help even the strongest, baddest, weirdest women access some self care.

Because self care isn't a fucking privilege ok? 

So go on and honor the power of motherhood. Crack your friend up and help her pamper her pamper her ass. You know she fucking deserves it. 

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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