Let's get real, Badgerbitches. Soaking in a giant tub of tequila might be a tempting idea, but we won't bullshit you: nothing is that fucking good. Not even our natural chai bath salts - though they do come close. These bad boys are no-fucking-around, packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium. They'll cleanse your pores, firm your skin, balance your fucking checkbook, and even help you say goodbye to that barre class-obsessed psycho. Bitch, please.
Prepare your ass for the excitement. Our bath salts feature real fucking amazing cinnamon, ginger, and anise essential oils that will set your ass on fireāin a good way, of course. Say goodbye to a schnozzy schnoz and hello to delightful aromas. The dead sea salt will work its magic on any ass-aches and sore muscles, leaving you feeling fucking fantastic. So if you're butthurt, get ready to spice up your bath time like never before.
This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.Ā
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"Iāve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Let's get real, Badgerbitches. Soaking in a giant tub of tequila might be a tempting idea, but we won't bullshit you: nothing is that fucking good. Not even our natural chai bath salts - though they do come close. These bad boys are no-fucking-around, packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium. They'll cleanse your pores, firm your skin, balance your fucking checkbook, and even help you say goodbye to that barre class-obsessed psycho. Bitch, please.
Prepare your ass for the excitement. Our bath salts feature real fucking amazing cinnamon, ginger, and anise essential oils that will set your ass on fireāin a good way, of course. Say goodbye to a schnozzy schnoz and hello to delightful aromas. The dead sea salt will work its magic on any ass-aches and sore muscles, leaving you feeling fucking fantastic. So if you're butthurt, get ready to spice up your bath time like never before.
This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.Ā
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itās completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itās eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youāre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iāve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
