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Lavender and Oatmeal Bath Soak.

Lavender and Oatmeal Bath Soak.

Regular price $10.99 USD
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997 in stock

Size: 6 inches tall and 3.5 ounces by weight.

Smells like: Sweet lavender and sage with a touch of lemon verbena.

Ingredients: Milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, sodium bicarbonate, lavender essential oil, clary sage essential oil, lemon verbena essential oil.

Oatmeal Bath Benefits: Find Your Zen, Motherfucker.

Step into a world where bullshit doesn't stand a chance. Introducing our Lavender and Oatmeal bath soak, your ultimate escape from the soul-sucking meetings, never-ending deadlines, and mind-numbing stress that life throws your way. Say goodbye to survival mode and hello to pure fucking relaxation.

A Relaxing Spa Milk Bath Packed with Nourishing Naturals.

We don't mess around with synthetic crap. Our oatmeal bath soak is 100% pure-ass natural, because who needs unnecessary chemicals when you're trying to unwind? Packed with colloidal oatmeal, this soothing concoction is the ultimate anti-inflammation warrior, treating your skin to a well-deserved break from irritation. And the baking soda? It's here to make your bathwater softer than a fucking marshmallow.

Butter Up, Baby!

Imagine sliding into a tub that feels like a warm embrace from the goddesses. Our lavender and oatmeal bath soak boasts the magic of milk powder, making your legs softer than two sticks of sweet-ass butter. Prepare to be amazed as the nourishing properties of milk powder and oatmeal work their wonders, leaving your skin as smooth as a baby's buttparts.

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Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.