Deluxe Calm Your Tits Gift Set.

A funny bath gift set that's all natural and handmade: Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Deliver Pampering with our Deluxe Gift Set for New Moms.

Imagine being able to deliver your dearest bitch a moment of self care in one of the most chaotic seasons of life.

That's right. I'm talking about new-mom-dom, that island of insanity where you're coping with more demands than should ever be placed on one person while trying to heal your poor hurty hoo-ha. It's bananas. Thankfully, we've assembled the perfect new baby care package.

Her Help Seize the Self Care Moment with a Natural Bath Gift.

Maybe you've noticed that special occasions often come freighted with novelty gifts that are absolute trash. Dammit. What is it about squeezing a melon out your va-jay-jay that merits "cute" sexist baby clothes? 

Deliver a gift with values and integrity with this quality bath gift set that's handcrafted by our woman-owned business, eco friendly, cruelty-free, and patriarchy-free, too.

What You Get in This Deluxe Gift Set:

The large gift set comes with all eight items as shown in the listing photos, including our lanolin-based Oh Tits! Nipple Balm and our Lightning Bolt Blocker Stretch Mark Stick, plus a Lotion bar in the scent of your choice. (There's a scent guide below 👇.)

At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends. 

Help her calm her tits. You know she fucking deserves it.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus