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Discover ultimate hydration - without the plastic packaging! Our lotion bars are a no-bullshit way to deliver skin-safe nourishment where you need it most.
Discover ultimate hydration - without the plastic packaging! Our lotion bars are a no-bullshit way to deliver skin-safe nourishment where you need it most.

Lotion Bars & Massage Bars

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This romantic massage oil bar makes a great horny gift for your boyfriend. Maybe for Valentine's Day?

Let's Fuck Massage Bar.

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Fuck Off, Bugs Lotion Stick.

Fuck Off, Bugs Lotion Stick.

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Let our sensual massage oil bar elevate your game. It makes the perfect unique, sexy gift for Valentine's Day.

Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.

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This tingly massage bar is made with natural ingredients by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar.

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This lilac body lotion bar is shown surrounded by fresh lilacs and patchouli in a black travel tin.

Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar.

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This Lavender lotion bar is shown in a black travel tin surrounded by fresh lavender.

Lavender Haze Lotion Bar.

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This cedarwood lotion bar will nourish dry skin, and it comes packaged in a travel tin.

Man Grease Lotion Bar.

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This solid rose lotion bar will transport you with its exotic scent.

Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar.

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Our spicy massage bar is made with warming spices, beeswax, and coconut oil.

Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.

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Embrace a natural sunscreen alternative with this mineral sunscreen stick, made with zinc oxide and titanium dioxide.

Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.

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This lemon shea butter lotion bar is shown surrounded by basil, lemon, and rosemary in a black travel tin.

Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar.

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A coffee lotion bar is shown surrounded by coffee beans, oranges, and spices.

Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

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Banish dry skin with this melon body lotion bar, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.

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Lotion Bars & Massage Bars.

Are you fed up with the goopy plastic bottle lotion game? Our solid lotion bars are the perfect solution for that. Made with nourishing shea butter and beeswax, our bars are solid at room temperature but melt into your skin upon contact, providing intense hydration without the mess.

Nourish your dry-ass hands with our natural lotion bars. And - in case you're ready to jump some bones - we make massage bars, too. Both are available zero-waste wrapped in compostable vellum or in a convenient travel tin, so you can please yourself, your partner, and the planet all at the same time. 

Solid moisturizer bars: the lowdown.

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