Green Tea & Honey Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

Green Tea Facial Scrub: Because it's Time to Face Facts.

Let's be real here. We all have some face shit we don't want to mention. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, maybe even a couple of blackheads. No judgment, we're all in this together. We're only human, after all.

The good news is you can harness the good green tea properties to break you out of your face-funk. That's right, lasso that shit right up and deploy it on your dry skin, irritated skin, dull skin - basically, you got face problems, this shit will help.

What's Green Tea Good For? It's Your Face, Bitches!

Prepare to be amazed by our magical fucking green tea facial  scrub. We've all heard green tea is good for skin, right? Well, combine that green magic with the balancing effects of raw honey and some soothing whole oats, and it's like some kind of natural skincare sorcery. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" kind. Well, unless your enemies are blackheads and face-crust.

Embrace Cruelty-Free Artisan Skincare.

This green tea face scrub is 100% pure-ass natural, packed with nourishing green tea extract and argan oil. It's made completely from scratch in upstate New York, by two badass women. What's more, we never test on animals, it's preservative-free, and there's no fake shit. Just real, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

Green Tea & Honey Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

Regular price $17.99
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It doesn't get much more natural than this subtly-scented face scrub packed with scrubby granulated sugar and ground oats.

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Texture: Solid and scrubby

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

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Green Tea Facial Scrub: Because it's Time to Face Facts.

Let's be real here. We all have some face shit we don't want to mention. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, maybe even a couple of blackheads. No judgment, we're all in this together. We're only human, after all.

The good news is you can harness the good green tea properties to break you out of your face-funk. That's right, lasso that shit right up and deploy it on your dry skin, irritated skin, dull skin - basically, you got face problems, this shit will help.

What's Green Tea Good For? It's Your Face, Bitches!

Prepare to be amazed by our magical fucking green tea facial  scrub. We've all heard green tea is good for skin, right? Well, combine that green magic with the balancing effects of raw honey and some soothing whole oats, and it's like some kind of natural skincare sorcery. The good kind, not the "burn down your house" kind. Well, unless your enemies are blackheads and face-crust.

Embrace Cruelty-Free Artisan Skincare.

This green tea face scrub is 100% pure-ass natural, packed with nourishing green tea extract and argan oil. It's made completely from scratch in upstate New York, by two badass women. What's more, we never test on animals, it's preservative-free, and there's no fake shit. Just real, kick-ass goodness for your face.

Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

Eco-friendly

Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

Fast Shipping

All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+