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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Picture this: our tingly massage bar delicately melting on your partner's skin, providing a tingly kick-off to a face-melting fuckfest. When it comes to face-melting fucking, nothing beats starting with a massage, and we badgers know our shit when it comes to massages. We do it right with 100% pure-ass natural skincare products.
• Refreshing Nourishment: Our massage bar combines the power of peppermint, eucalyptus, and menthol essential oils to give you a legit tingly-as-fuck sensation. It's like a party in your nerve endings, and trust us, it's an experience you won't forget.
• Word to the Wise: Let's get real, this massage bar is seriously tingly. Avoid contact with your eyes and, for the love of all that's pleasurable, keep it away from your junk. If things get too tingly, don't panic. Soothe the sensation with mild oils like olive oil or even butter. Safety first, bitches!
• Nubby Textures and Pure Goodness: Our massage bar features dried beans, adding a delightful nubby texture that enhances the experience. It's colored with natural mica, but don't worry, it won't turn you into a Smurf. It's just enough to add a touch of fun without staining your skin.
Please enjoy your extra-tingly sack sesh.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
