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"Iâve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Youâve maybe tried a few. Maybe even suffered through that âadjustment period.â But until youâve swiped on this plastic-free badass, youâve just been dabbling. Stank Pits is here to rewrite the rulesâwith zero aluminum, no baking soda, and absolutely none of the crunchy, ineffective BS that gives eco deodorant a bad name.
Because you shouldnât have to compromise your ethicsâor your armpitsâto smell like a damn human. Our packaging is 100% plastic-free and fully compostable, so you can save the planet and your shelf space without contributing to landfill guilt.
Most ânaturalâ deodorants lean hard on baking soda, whichâfun science factâhas a pH of 9. Your skin? More like 5 to 6. That mismatch is what causes rashes, irritation, and the dreaded "why do my armpits hate me?" spiral.
Magnesium hydroxide, on the other hand? Itâs gentler, still gets the funk gone, and doesnât throw your pitsâ pH into chaos. Translation: no more breakouts, flakes, or sketchy detox phases.
This stickâs stacked. Think:
Magnesium hydroxide to neutralize odor
Clay and arrowroot to absorb moisture without blocking sweat
Zinc ricinoleate to trap stink at the molecular level
Butters and waxes for a glide so smooth youâll think itâs flirting
Essential oils that smell clean, not like a lavender-soaked hippie commune
We didnât cut corners. We didnât pad the label with meaningless âclean beautyâ buzzwords. We just made a deodorant that worksâwith better ingredients, better packaging, and absolutely no compromise. Your pitsâand the planetâdeserve this.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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