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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Mosquitoes are needy little vampires, and we’re done being their buffet. Our bestselling balm just got an upgrade—now it’s a light, herb-packed mist you can spray anywhere, anytime. No greasy hands, no sticky skin, just pure plant-powered, bite-repelling badassery.
This isn’t some half-assed citronella perfume. We packed this bottle with essential oils mosquitoes hate—think lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, and citronella—without any toxic crap or eye-burning DEET.
Spritz it on your legs, arms, neck, whatever—then head outside smelling like a goddamn enchanted forest instead of a lab experiment.
Perfect for camping trips, sweaty hikes, backyard BBQs, beach days, wine nights, dog walks, and that one friend's “let’s eat outside” birthday picnic.
Eco-conscious? Same. That’s why it’s in a recyclable aluminum bottle. Fuck bugs, not the planet.
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Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
