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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
You think you’ve tried natural deodorant. You haven’t tried this one. Stank Pits is aluminum-free, baking soda–free, and bullshit-free — built for guys who want to stay fresh without developing rashy, angry pits. It neutralizes odor-causing bacteria, absorbs moisture, and smells like cedar, bitter orange, and not being a damn caveman.
Most natural deodorants use baking soda to fight stink — and that’s where they go wrong. Baking soda has a pH of 9. Your pits are around 6. That mismatch? It’s why you end up red, itchy, or just plain pissed. Stank Pits uses magnesium hydroxide instead: a gentler base that still blocks odor-causing bacteria without nuking your skin barrier. It stays where you put it, keeps funk in check, and won’t betray you mid-sweat.
This is a deodorant you’ll actually feel good about putting on your body. We blend:
Magnesium hydroxide for stink control
Arrowroot & kaolin clay for sweat absorption
Zinc ricinoleate to trap odor molecules like a pro
Cocoa butter, shea butter & apricot kernel oil for skin that doesn’t freak out
All held together with plant-based wax (cera bellina) and finished with a natural essential oil blend that smells woodsy, citrusy, and vaguely like confidence
Hand-poured in small batches at our indie studio in upstate NY, this deodorant doesn’t pretend to be neutral. It’s here to do its fucking job — without disrupting your armpit ecosystem or your environmental values. No plastic. No parabens. No powdery white streaks. Just straight-up odor control, handmade by people who care what goes on your body.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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