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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
That tight, crispy, why-the-fuck-did-I-do-this-again feeling? Yeah, hard pass. This is your official notice: you don’t have to roast your ass to enjoy the sun. Grab a stick. Save your skin. Stop the sunburn spiral before it fucks up your week.
Don’t Fry Your Ass is the compact-as-fuck, solid sunscreen stick that smells like vanilla-chamomile joy and slides on like a whole lotta smooth-ass butter. We loaded it with non-nano zinc oxide and titanium dioxide, so it actually works—not like that weak-ass chemical crap pretending to care about your dermis.
This SPF 6–11 stick is your ride-or-die for daily sun exposure—not your excuse to fry at the beach all goddamn day. But for errands, dog walks, and surprise patio drinks? Hell yes.
100% natural
No preservatives
No animal testing
No synthetic fuckery
Moisturizing. Portable. Plastic-free. And ready to slap some sense into your skincare routine.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
