The Fuse Box: A Mini Bundle for Newbies.
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The Fuse Box: A Mini Bundle for Newbies.
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Meet The Fuse Box: a curated collection of our bestselling eco-friendly essentials in one reusable collectible tin. Discover the products customers obsess over without committing to full sizes.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Seven Bestsellers. One Hell of an Introduction.
So maybe you’re new here. Maybe you found us through a friend, a late-night doomscroll, or a very specific need for products that feel less “aspirational wellness retreat” and more “tiny daily act of rebellion.”
Either way, welcome.
The Fuse Box is our bestselling discovery bundle: seven mini customer favorites packed into one reusable collectible tin for maximum chaos, curiosity, and good-smelling self-care.
What’s Actually Inside This Thing?
Glad you asked.
Inside The Fuse Box, you’ll find a mini lotion bar in the scent of your choice, mini Lascivious Lavender whipped body butter, mini Fuck Off Bugs stick, Berry Fucking Pink lip balm, mini hand balm, mini Glowface face scrub, and a mini shampoo bar.
Basically, this is the lineup customers accidentally become emotionally attached to.
Why Minis Hit Different.
Look. Commitment is hard. We get it.
That’s exactly why we made The Fuse Box. You get to test-drive the heavy hitters before going full “my entire bathroom cabinet belongs to Badgerface now.”
Some people discover their forever lip balm here. Some become weirdly obsessed with solid lotion bars. Some realize shampoo bars don’t actually suck. Personal growth comes in many forms.
Small Batch Self-Care Without the Perfection Vibes.
Everything inside is handmade in small batches with thoughtfully sourced ingredients and low-waste packaging wherever possible.
No plastic-heavy nonsense. No products designed to make you feel inadequate first and moisturized second. No fake luxury wrapped around mediocre formulas.
Just genuinely good products made by real people in Upstate New York who think self-care should feel joyful, useful, and maybe a tiny bit unhinged.
About the Tin.
Yes, the tin is reusable. And honestly? It’s pretty badass.
Use it for travel products, snacks, art supplies, emergency chocolate, mysterious cords, tiny treasures, or all the receipts you swear you’re going to organize someday.
Or refill it with more Badgerface products and keep the party going.
Who’s The Fuse Box For?
🙋 People who want to try a little bit of everything.
🎁 People who give cool gifts.
✈️ People who travel.
🥱 People who are deeply tired of boring self-care.
💥 People who like their skincare with a little more... firepower.
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve a funny bath gift that's all natural and hilarious.
Your minis will arrive safely nestled inside the premium collectible tin box as shown. An outer shipping box will keep everything cushioned.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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