Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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Give the gift of empowering vibes with this funny feminist gift set. Enjoy a little unapologetic pampering while telling the patriarchy where to stick it.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The small gift box contains: Either the Rose Bath Bomb or the Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, plus a Lotion bar of your choice.
The medium gift box contains: The Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, and Lotion bar of your choice.
The large gift box contains: Everything shown in the listing photo, including a Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, Patriarchy Repellent spray, Feminist sticker pack, Middle finger confetti, and Lotion bar of your choice (the flavors are listed below 👇.)
Because the Patriarchy Can Kiss My Sweet, Sweet Ass.
Are we done with it? Like, all of us? Can we please be done with patriarchy now?
I mean, what did the patriarchy ever do for you?
It's given us the gifts of mansplaining, toxic masculinity, diet culture, and certain political asswipes who don't deserve to be mentioned by name. Um, thanks?
We'd be so much better off without it. Like so much better! Girls wouldn't feel like they have to be small and quiet. Boys wouldn't feel like they have to be big and tough. Fathers would give more hugs. Moms probably would, too.
By now, you've probably thought of someone who would nod along to everything written above. (Maybe it's you?) Why not make their day by arming them against their future encounters with the (sadly still intact) patriarchy?
Now go tell the patriarchy to get fucked. It'll feel SO GOOD.
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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THE. BEST. GIFT. EVER.
You know how sometimes you give a gift and you’re like, “Oh yeah, fuck yeah, this is the thing. This is going to be the best gift they get the whole year. This is the thing that’s going to remembered for a long time.” This gift box is it.
I gave two of these in one week. Different scents for different friends. Knocked it out of the park both times. I got so many hugs it made me uncomfortable. It’s a great day when badass bitches come together to make a little magic for each other.
With everything going on, I decided to treat myself to a gift set. I get to support a woman owned business and do some retail therapy, so win/win. All the items are amazing and I can't wait to use them all! Fuck the Patriarchy!
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