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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Sick of fake cheer and peppermint bullshit? Same. This is your holiday lip balm for rolling your eyes all the way into the New Year—while still rocking a hydrated, kissably soft pout. Festive as fuck, but make it sarcastic.
This isn’t some waxy-ass drugstore lip balm. We’re talking rich, soothing shea butter, pure coconut and sunflower oils, and a touch of fancy French beeswax—because your lips deserve better than the same plastic stick everyone else is handing out.
You know that friend who hates Christmas music and lives for chaos? Yeah, this is for her. Funny, functional, and full of fuck-it energy, this lip balm brings the joy of hydration without the forced cheer. Give the gift of sass—and soft lips.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
