Real customers say...
"This has been lovely to use while bathing. I'd had issues with another company's milk bath I had used a long time ago so I was hesitant to try it but honestly this was a much better experience." - Anna
Deadlines? Dickheads? Done. Our natural, body-positive bath goods are here to melt the nonsense and soften your black little heart.
Looking for natural bath products that do more than just smell nice? You’re in the right damn place. These handmade bath bombs, mineral-rich soaking salts, and aromatherapy soaks are crafted with pure essential oils, plant-based ingredients, and zero fake shit.
Whether you’re dealing with sore muscles, dry skin, stress, PMS, or just a general “fuck it” mood, these are the bathtime reinforcements you didn’t know you needed. Choose from lavender, eucalyptus, citrus, and more—no synthetic fragrances, no plastic packaging, and no beauty-industry lies. Congested? Then our Tingly as Fuck Bath Salts are just what the doctor ordered.
So go ahead. Run that bath. Light a candle. Drop a bomb. And soak like you mean it.
Milk baths sound fancy, but they’re really just an ancient ritual with modern perks. When powdered milk (dairy or plant-based) hits warm water, it dissolves into a silky soak that feels downright decadent. The lactic acid in milk works as a gentle chemical exfoliant, buffing away dead skin cells without harsh scrubs. Meanwhile, the natural fats and proteins help soften and condition skin, leaving you smooth as hell.
Our version goes one better: we blend in ground oats, which have been used for centuries to calm irritation and itch. Oats create a soothing, milky gel in the water that’s especially kind to sensitive skin or anyone dealing with eczema flare-ups. Combined with skin-loving oils, it’s basically comfort food for your body.
How to use it? Scoop a few tablespoons under running water, swirl to mix, and climb in. Twenty minutes later you’ll step out feeling soft, calm, and moisturized — no lotion required. It’s the kind of self-care ritual that doesn’t just make you clean, it makes you feel cared for. Cleopatra would be jealous.
Psst! These cruelty-free, plastic-free bath and body gifts are handcrafted in small batches—because your skin deserves better than factory leftovers. Just sayin.