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Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts.

Up your bath game with these seriously soothing lavender bath salts. Unwind, de-stress, and generally simmah down, bitch after a long day. You deserve it. 🛀
Our premium European sea salts give this lavender bath salt a pebbled texture.
To use a natural bath salt, simply empty half a packet into a hot bath, step in, and soak.
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Up your bath game with these seriously soothing lavender bath salts. Unwind, de-stress, and generally simmah down, bitch after a long day. You deserve it. 🛀

Texture: Granular solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume

Packaging: Convenient single-serving pouch that's fully compostable

Seriously Soothing Lavender Bath Salts.

We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but hey, we won't bullshit you. Nothing is that fucking good. However, our bath salts come pretty close. These salts are the real deal, no-fucking-around, seriously cleansing shit. Packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium, they balance out your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and hell, they might even balance your fucking checkbook. And you know what? They'll even help you break it off with that psycho who's been begging you to join her barre class. Bitch, please.

Lavender Bath Benefits to Help You Simmah Down.

This shit is infused with real fucking amazing essential oils. We're talking lavender, sage, and lemon verbena here, and it's a match made in heaven. These oils will soothe your tired ass, leaving you feeling like a goddamn champion. It'll unschnoz your schnoz, if your schnoz is schnozzy. European sea salt will put the kibosh on any and all ass-aches and sore muscles, so if you're butthurt you'll soon be feeling fucking fantastic.

This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.

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Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts.

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Lean into botanical bliss for bath-time badasses. Calm your chaotic ass with this soothing blend of lavender, sage, and lemon verbena scents. So unwind, de-stress, and generally simmah down, bitch after a long day.

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Real Customers Say...

"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Granular solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume

Packaging: Convenient single-serving pouch that's fully compostable

Seriously Soothing Lavender Bath Salts.

We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but hey, we won't bullshit you. Nothing is that fucking good. However, our bath salts come pretty close. These salts are the real deal, no-fucking-around, seriously cleansing shit. Packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium, they balance out your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and hell, they might even balance your fucking checkbook. And you know what? They'll even help you break it off with that psycho who's been begging you to join her barre class. Bitch, please.

Lavender Bath Benefits to Help You Simmah Down.

This shit is infused with real fucking amazing essential oils. We're talking lavender, sage, and lemon verbena here, and it's a match made in heaven. These oils will soothe your tired ass, leaving you feeling like a goddamn champion. It'll unschnoz your schnoz, if your schnoz is schnozzy. European sea salt will put the kibosh on any and all ass-aches and sore muscles, so if you're butthurt you'll soon be feeling fucking fantastic.

This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

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Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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