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Lemon Lush Bath Salts.
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She's sunny, soothing, and here to clear your damn head. This Lemon Lush bath salt blends pure lemon essential oil with a no-bullshit hit of rosemary and a sprinkle of vanilla. Imagine a lemon tart that gives life advice and tells stress to eat shit.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Granular solid
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume
Packaging: Convenient single-serving pouch that's fully compostable
Pure-Ass Natural Goodness. We Ain't Fucking Around.
This sea salt soak is 100% pure-ass natural, with no fake shit whatsoever. We're all about quality and authenticity. Plus, we never test our products on animals, because that shit ain't cool. AND: we're now plastic-free. That's right, these bitches are packaged in eco friendly rice paper envelopes. Just add 2-3 tablespoons to hot bath water and let the magic unfold. Get ready for a seriously soothing experience that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and ready to conquer the world.
Try Mediterranean Sea Salt Soak for a Serious Cleanse.
We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but we'd be lying. Nothing is that fucking good. But this shit comes pretty close. These bath salts are some no-fucking-around, full up seriously cleansing shit. They got the sodium, they got the magnesium, they got the potassium to balance out all your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and balance your fucking checkbook. They'll even break it off with that psycho who keeps asking you to go to barre class with her. Bitch, please.
This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.
Mediterranean sea salt, citric acid, cornstarch, granulated lemon peel, dried calendula petals, rosemary powder, vanilla extract, lemon essential oil, rosemary essential oil.
Empty packet into hot bath water and swish to dissolve. Then step in, soak, and enjoy.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
Smells so good, will be buying more
Super fast shipping on a fantastic product. Perfect lemon scent. Not too strong and not weak.
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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