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"Iāve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Bad day? PMS? In-laws? TikTok spiral? We got you. This bitchberry bath soak is your emergency exit from lifeās bullshit ā a lush, rose-scented milk bath laced with raspberry and blackberry extracts, here to whisper āchill the fuck outā to every cell in your body. Itās softening, calming, and just indulgent enough to feel like a luxury without being precious.
This isnāt just some dusty-ass tub filler from the drugstore. We blend real milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, and rosehip powder to create a soak that softens skin and melts your stress. Youāll step out feeling smooth, hydrated, and vaguely reborn ā like you just told someone off and exfoliated. The scent? Delicate rose, kissed with tart berry notes. It smells like being adored.
No synthetic dyes. No fake-ass fragrances. No plastic scoops. Just pure-ass natural ingredients in a compostable rice paper pouch. Every batch is handmade by our tiny-but-mighty team in upstate NY, because we believe self-care should be powerful, unapologetic, and as zero-waste as possible. This is indie beauty that gives a fuck.
Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.
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SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
