Bitchberry Milk Bath.

Soothe Your Bitchy Soul with this Hilarious Gift.

Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the daily shitshow: we feel you. We know life can be a rollercoaster of stress, leaving you feeling like you've been through a tornado of chaos. But fret not, because we've got your secret escape route: our bitchberry milk bath. It's time to scrub away the stress and embrace pure relaxation.

Why our Milk Bath is the Ultimate Bitch Gift:

Pure-Ass Goodness: We're all about keeping it natural, no artificial junk allowed. Our milk bath is 100% pure-ass natural, so you can soak your worries away without a care in the world. Embrace the goodness of Mother Nature.

Cruelty-Free, Always: We're proud to say that none of our products are ever tested on animals. We're animal lovers, not heartless monsters. So go ahead and indulge guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.

Nourish and Unwind: Our milk bath is a divine blend of nourishing milk powder and ground oatmeal, ready to pamper your tired soul. Say goodbye to inflamed shit and hello to pure relaxation. Plus, it's packaged plastic-free, in an eco friendly rice paper packet.

It's time to reclaim your sanity, my bitches. Grab a packet of our milk bath and let the soothing magic wash over you. Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.

Bitchberry Milk Bath.

Regular price $10.99
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Smells like summer berries with a burst of heady roses.

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Texture: Rich and creamy when added to hot bath water.

Size: Holds about 4 ounces / 113.4 grams of product by volume

Packaging: Eco friendly pouch made from compostable rice paper

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Soothe Your Bitchy Soul with this Hilarious Gift.

Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the daily shitshow: we feel you. We know life can be a rollercoaster of stress, leaving you feeling like you've been through a tornado of chaos. But fret not, because we've got your secret escape route: our bitchberry milk bath. It's time to scrub away the stress and embrace pure relaxation.

Why our Milk Bath is the Ultimate Bitch Gift:

Pure-Ass Goodness: We're all about keeping it natural, no artificial junk allowed. Our milk bath is 100% pure-ass natural, so you can soak your worries away without a care in the world. Embrace the goodness of Mother Nature.

Cruelty-Free, Always: We're proud to say that none of our products are ever tested on animals. We're animal lovers, not heartless monsters. So go ahead and indulge guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.

Nourish and Unwind: Our milk bath is a divine blend of nourishing milk powder and ground oatmeal, ready to pamper your tired soul. Say goodbye to inflamed shit and hello to pure relaxation. Plus, it's packaged plastic-free, in an eco friendly rice paper packet.

It's time to reclaim your sanity, my bitches. Grab a packet of our milk bath and let the soothing magic wash over you. Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker.

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Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

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All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+