Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath.

Unleash Your Inner Vixen with this Romantic Milk Bath.

Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the corporate circus: We know life can be a complete shitstorm, leaving you feeling like you're on the verge of losing your fucking mind. But fear not, we've got the secret weapon to unleash your inner vixen: our epic romantic milk bath. Prepare to soak away the stress and emerge as the feisty sexpot you really are.

Oatmeal Bath Benefits:

Fierce and Fearless: We're all about embracing your badassery, which is why our Kinky as Fuck milk bath is made from the fiercest natural ingredients. No fake shit here, just a potion of pure awesome that'll have you feeling like you're ready to conquer the world.

Pure Pleasure, Zero Guilt: When you step into our milk bath, you can do it with a clear conscience. Our products are never tested on animals, because that's just plain wrong. So go ahead and soak up the pleasure guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.

Divine Delight: Get ready to be enveloped in a cloud of heavenly scents. Our milk bath features a captivating blend of rose, vanilla, and ginger that'll have you smelling like a delicate fucking flower. It's the kind of aroma that makes people stop and go, "Damn, you smell good!"

It's time to reclaim your sanity, dearest bitch. Dip into our milk bath bliss, emerge with renewed badassery, and face the world like the unstoppable force you are.

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!

Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath.

Regular price $10.99
Unit price
per

Luscious roses and sweet vanilla with a touch of zingy ginger.

Heady
Sensual
Decadent
Fast Shipping
Eco Friendly
Small Batch

100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.

American Express
Apple Pay
Diners Club
Discover
Google Pay
Mastercard
PayPal
Shop Pay
Venmo
Visa

Texture: Rich and creamy when added to hot bath water.

Size: Holds about 4 ounces / 113.4 grams of product by volume

Packaging: Eco friendly pouch made from compostable rice paper

Free shipping on orders over $50

Applies to all domestic orders. Shipments are fully tracked and arrive between 7-10 business days from the date of purchase.

Local pickup available

You can see our current business hours right here. We'll email you when your order is ready to pick up!

Complete your order

Unleash Your Inner Vixen with this Romantic Milk Bath.

Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the corporate circus: We know life can be a complete shitstorm, leaving you feeling like you're on the verge of losing your fucking mind. But fear not, we've got the secret weapon to unleash your inner vixen: our epic romantic milk bath. Prepare to soak away the stress and emerge as the feisty sexpot you really are.

Oatmeal Bath Benefits:

Fierce and Fearless: We're all about embracing your badassery, which is why our Kinky as Fuck milk bath is made from the fiercest natural ingredients. No fake shit here, just a potion of pure awesome that'll have you feeling like you're ready to conquer the world.

Pure Pleasure, Zero Guilt: When you step into our milk bath, you can do it with a clear conscience. Our products are never tested on animals, because that's just plain wrong. So go ahead and soak up the pleasure guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.

Divine Delight: Get ready to be enveloped in a cloud of heavenly scents. Our milk bath features a captivating blend of rose, vanilla, and ginger that'll have you smelling like a delicate fucking flower. It's the kind of aroma that makes people stop and go, "Damn, you smell good!"

It's time to reclaim your sanity, dearest bitch. Dip into our milk bath bliss, emerge with renewed badassery, and face the world like the unstoppable force you are.

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!

Eco-friendly

Cruelty-free products. Zero waste packaging & shipping.

Woman-owned

100% made by women from real, whole ingredients.

Fast Shipping

All orders ship within 2 business days. Domestic shipping is free $50+.

Natural self care products to fuel your fire.

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.

Shop by Occasion

As seen in...

Offbeat wed logo in pink.
Pastel pink Etsy logo with Editor's pick insignia underneath.
Pink Buzzfeed logo.
Pink Popsugar logo.
Pink logo for Good Housekeeping magazine.

What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+