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Kinky as Fuck Milk Bath.
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Sensual. Spicy. Slightly unhinged. This lush AF bath soak melts stress and tight muscles with warm vanilla, rose, and a hint of ginger bite. It’s like foreplay for your nervous system—minus the emotional labor.
Texture: Rich and creamy when added to hot bath water.
Size: Holds about 4 ounces / 113.4 grams of product by volume
Packaging: Eco friendly pouch made from compostable rice paper



Unleash Your Inner Vixen with this Romantic Milk Bath.
Holla bitches and all fellow survivors of the corporate circus: We know life can be a complete shitstorm, leaving you feeling like you're on the verge of losing your fucking mind. But fear not, we've got the secret weapon to unleash your inner vixen: our epic romantic milk bath. Prepare to soak away the stress and emerge as the feisty sexpot you really are.
Oatmeal Bath Benefits:
• Fierce and Fearless: We're all about embracing your badassery, which is why our Kinky as Fuck milk bath is made from the fiercest natural ingredients. No fake shit here, just a potion of pure awesome that'll have you feeling like you're ready to conquer the world.
• Pure Pleasure, Zero Guilt: When you step into our milk bath, you can do it with a clear conscience. Our products are never tested on animals, because that's just plain wrong. So go ahead and soak up the pleasure guilt-free, knowing you're making a compassionate choice.
• Divine Delight: Get ready to be enveloped in a cloud of heavenly scents. Our milk bath features a captivating blend of rose, vanilla, and ginger that'll have you smelling like a delicate fucking flower. It's the kind of aroma that makes people stop and go, "Damn, you smell good!"
It's time to reclaim your sanity, dearest bitch. Dip into our milk bath bliss, emerge with renewed badassery, and face the world like the unstoppable force you are.
Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!
Milk powder, cornstarch, colloidal oatmeal, sodium bicarbonate, rose absolute, vanilla extract, ginger essential oil.
Empty packet into hot bath water and swish to combine. Then step in, and soak.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%—thanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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