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Mediterranean Sea Salt Soak.

Mediterranean Sea Salt Soak.

Regular price $10.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.99 USD
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998 in stock

Size: 6 inches tall and 5 ounces by weight.

Smells like: A bouquet of rosemary brightened with fresh lemon.

Ingredients: Mediterranean sea salt, citric acid, cornstarch, granulated lemon peel, dried calendula petals, rosemary powder, vanilla extract, lemon essential oil, rosemary essential oil.

Pure-Ass Natural Goodness. We Ain't Fucking Around.

This sea salt soak is 100% pure-ass natural, with no fake shit whatsoever. We're all about quality and authenticity. Plus, we never test our products on animals, because that shit ain't cool. AND: we're now plastic-free. That's right, these bitches are packaged in eco friendly rice paper envelopes. Just add 2-3 tablespoons to hot bath water and let the magic unfold. Get ready for a seriously soothing experience that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and ready to conquer the world.

Try Mediterranean Sea Salt Soak for a Serious Cleanse.

We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but we'd be lying. Nothing is that fucking good. But this shit comes pretty close. These bath salts are some no-fucking-around, full up seriously cleansing shit. They got the sodium, they got the magnesium, they got the potassium to balance out all your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and balance your fucking checkbook. They'll even break it off with that psycho who keeps asking you to go to barre class with her. Bitch, please.

This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.