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Lavender Lip Balm.

Lavender Lip Balm.

Regular price $6.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $6.99 USD
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985 in stock

Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams.

Smells like: Relaxing lavender with a fun hint of sparkling wine.

Lip balm ingredients: Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, lavender essential oil, sparkling wine extract, vitamin E.


Channel Your Inner Posh with a Lavender Lip Balm.

Hey, you classy bitch! If you'd prefer to sip posh as fuck bubbly instead of enduring piña coladas in a rainstorm, then this lip balm is your new go-to. Say goodbye to that fake crapstick shit and say hello to the perfect companion for your sophisticated drink. All you need is some champagne lip balm, because you are a posh motherpucker. Embrace it, classy bitches.

Real-Ass Natural Lip Balm with a No-Fake-Shit Guarantee.

Why do your lips deserve to be pampered with French beeswax? Bitches, why DON'T THEY? They work hard, those gorgeous lips of yours. That's why don't fuck around when it comes to lip care. Say goodbye to mediocre lip balms and hello to the posh pout you deserve.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.