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Posh Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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š Channel Your Inner Posh with Lavender Lip Balm
Hey, you classy bitch. If you're out here sipping bubbly instead of choking down some sad beach drink with a paper umbrella, we see you. This lavender lip balm is your VIP pass to posh-ass hydration. Smooth, soothing, and just floral enough to say "Iām chill, but Iāll ruin your life if you cross me."
šæ Natural Lip Balm for Bougie Bitches Who Know Better
Letās get one thing straightāthis is not your basic drugstore crapstick. Weāre talking real-ass shea butter, fine French beeswax, and coconut oil so pure it practically votes third party. Your lips do a lot. They deserve luxury without the bullshit. And this balm? It delivers.
š Eco-Chic and Cruelty-Free, Because Duh
You donāt mess around with plastic straws or animal testing, and neither do we. Our lavender balm comes in a fully compostable tube and never touches a lab rat. Just smooth, soothing, plant-based ingredients that give your lips the royal treatmentāwith zero guilt and maximum sass.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itās completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itās eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youāre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iāve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
š„ Body positive š„
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
š„ Accessible š„
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
š„ All good shit š„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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