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Big Ass Cedar Rosemary Beard Balm.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Cedarwood Beard Balm to Tame the Face Mane.
Let's get real, that wild-ass beard your man is rocking? It's time to rein it in. We all know he's one shave away from joining the local hobo gang, and trust me, you don't want that. So, grab a tin of our magical anti-belligerence for beards and save him from the clutches of the bridge-dwelling recruitment squad.
Features:
• Pure-Ass Natural Goodness: No fake shit here, my friend. Our cedarwood beard balm is 100% pure-ass natural. It's like a dose of authentic goodness for your man's face mane, minus the chemicals and weird stuff. Just a little beeswax, some choice butters, and the enchanting scent of woodsy cedarwood and rosemary essential oils.
• Lumbersexuality Unleashed: Embrace the power of lumbersexuality. Our beard balm enhances that rugged, manly charm that makes you weak at the knees. So, say goodbye to hobo-chic and hello to a man who looks like he's ready to chop wood and whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
• Portable and Convenient: Our beard balm comes in a secure aluminum tin, perfect for grooming on the go. Whether he's in grad school or pulling espresso shots, he can keep his face mane in check wherever he goes. No excuses, man!
Tame the face mane, banish the hobo vibes, and show up on Friday nights with a man who looks like the damn Saab-driving, espresso-making, grad school badass he is. You're welcome.Â
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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