Unfuck My Hair, Dandruff Formula.
Unfuck My Hair, Dandruff Formula.
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Size: Approximately 3 inches across and 2.5 oz.
Smells like: Refreshing peppermint and tea tree with a hint of green fir balsam.
Shampoo bar ingredients: Sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), sodium lauryl sulfoacetate (from palm), capryl glucoside (from corn), cornstarch, cocamidopropyl betaine (from coconuts), kaolin clay, aloe vera powder, jojoba oil, bamboo extract, mica, tea tree essential oil, peppermint essential oil, fir balsam essential oil.
Hair Hell No More.
Is your hair fucked? I mean, really. Truly. Thoroughly. Crispy-ass ends, flat, dull situation up top. Yeah. Throw in a little shedding for good measure, and you've got basic fucking hair hell.
A Tailored Solution for Your Dandruff Woes.
So. Behold: this little puck of magic. We got baobab for your curly hair, bamboo and tea tree for your flaky hair, caffeine and biotin for your thinning, shedding situation. Whichever way your hair is fucked today, we have a shampoo bar for that.
So do it today. Unfuck your hair.
How to use this Anti Dandruff Shampoo Bar:
Wet hair. Rub bar on top and sides of head. A few swipes should be sufficient. Pick up hair and rub bar underneath a few times. Put down the bar, and use your hands to scrunch up the suds all over. Rinse, then condition as you normally would. Keep bar dry in between uses to prolong its life. One bar should last two months at least with regular use!










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