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Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.
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Sophisticated, a little spicy, and totally unforgettable. Fig, honey, and black pepper come together in this rich, creamy butter that leaves your skin smooth and subtly scented. Who says you canβt have it all? Go aheadβgo fig yourself.
Texture: Smooth, creamy, fluffy
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.



No Bullshit Skincare: Meet Your New Fig Body Butter BFF.
Hold onto your hats, bitches. We've got something that'll blow your skincare routine out of the water. It's not just body butter β it's a full-on skin revolution. Say adios to preservatives and wave goodbye to petroleum byproducts, because it's time for pure-ass, no-nonsense nourishment.
The Ugly Truth About Your "Smells Good" Lotion.
Let's get real, shall we? That plastic bottle of "sweet-smelling" lotion might be hiding a bunch of toxic bullshit. Ever wondered why it's so colorful and fragrant? Chemical cocktails. But fear not, bitches, because our body butter is a natural legend β crafted from shea butter, coconuts, sunflowers, and a dash of fig, honey, vanilla, and black pepper extracts. No fake shit here.
It might look like marshmallow fluff, but don't fucking try to eat it, ok? Just fucking try and contain yourself.
Shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, mica, fig extract, honey extract, vanilla essential oil, and black pepper essential oil.
Apply as needed to dry skin. For maximum absorbency, apply to toweled-dry skin fresh from the shower.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. π¨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%βthanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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All natural. No fake shit.

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Made with rage and love.

What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itβs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itβs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youβre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iβve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iβd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
π₯ Body positive π₯
Weβre intoΒ you.Β Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youβre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weβre SO not about all that. You do you. Itβs working.
π₯ Accessible π₯
Listen, skin care doesnβt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnβt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnβt a privilege. Itβs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
π₯ All good shit π₯
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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Delicious. Creamy, Moisturizing goodness. The scent is to die for with a sumptuous fig, savory peppery, and honey sweetness that has really made me crave the scent. Perfection in a glass!
So soft and smells delicious! Thank you
Can't wait to see what my daughter thinks if this ... smells yummy
My favorite body butter! I had a dry patch on my hand for MONTHS & this was the only product that heeled it!!!
I love the scent and the lotion makes all the difference in the dry cold of winter.
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