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Big Ass Orange Clove Beard Balm.
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The Best All Natural Beard Butter for Taming the Face Mane.
Alright, let's have an honest conversation about that wacky beard your man has been rocking lately. Seriously, he's starting to resemble a fucking hobo. You know it, I know it, and even Long Red (the hobo) who lives under the bridge knows it. And guess what? Long Red is planning to recruit him into the hobo brotherhood. What the fuck? Your man drives a Saab, makes espresso for a living, and is pursuing his damn grad school degree. Should he be looking like a hobo? Hell fucking no!
Fear not, my friend. We have the solution to tame that unruly face mane, and it's a two-man job. Introducing our magic anti-belligerence for beards: Beard Butter. This little tin is packed with a perfect blend of beeswax, choice butters, and the most amazing spiced orange and clove essential oils. It's a recipe for transforming his beard into a work of art. And let's be real, you deserve to go out on Friday with someone who doesn't look like a hobo, not even a little bit.
Embrace His Lumbersexuality with Natural Beard Care.
Here's the deal, this beard butter isn't just any ordinary grooming product. It's the key to enhancing his lumbersexuality to the max. With its 100% pure-ass natural ingredients, it's a treat for both his facial hair and your eyes. No artificial crap here, my friend. Just pure goodness that's gentle on the skin and the environment. Our beard balm comes in a secure aluminum tin, perfect for on-the-go beard maintenance.
And the scent? Oh boy, it's spiced as fuck. Picture the irresistible blend of orange and clove that'll make him smell like a manly god among mere mortals.
Tame the face mane. Hobo-be-gone. You're welcome.
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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